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June 30, 2008

I Did It My Way

Filed under: Uncategorized — Len @ 2:48 pm

The official website for my novel, Michael Drayton, Detective Guy, is up and running. Feel free to check it out. You can read a sample chapter, follow links to points of interest in Rhode Island (there will be many more of those coming in the next week), and even watch a short video of me reading the beginning of the book.

And the best part is that I made it all myself using the education in web design that my employer has been paying for. Some things are just too damn good.

And, oh yes, the link to the blog on there is to the special Michael Drayton, Detective Guy blog, not back to this one.

June 25, 2008

The Drayton Website Is Alive!

Filed under: Drayton Novel — Len @ 9:19 am
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Alive, I tell you! Go ahead and visit it yourself, if you don’t believe me. Michael Drayton, Detective Guy. You will be amazed and delighted and will want nothing more than to tell all your publisher friends how wonderful it is. And when I snap my fingers, you will awake refreshed and rested and will remember only your unending fealty to Michael Drayton, Detective Guy.

Snap!

June 20, 2008

What Time Is It, Eccles?

Filed under: Radio, Show Biz — Len @ 10:27 am
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It’s Friday, and I’m feeling lazy, and there are some things that you just want to share with the world. Therefore, here is a snippet from The Goon Show, featuring Spike Milligan as Eccles and Peter Sellers as Bluebottle.

June 18, 2008

Arrow

Filed under: Music — Len @ 8:28 am
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I like Cheryl Wheeler. Perhaps you’ve heard of her, perhaps not. She is a singer/songwriter who I first saw in a small venue called My Brother’s Pub in Pawtucket, RI, along about 1980 or ‘81. She is known for mixing comedy with her music, and so I am about to present two videos: one of the comic variety, the other of her in a more serious vein. If you have the chance to see her, do it. And take me. And my wife. And maybe the boy.

First we’ll start with the comedy. Here’s the video for her song “Estate Sale”:

And next, complete with introduction by the late, great Chet Atkins and sly comment from Cheryl before she starts the song is a performance of “Arrow.”

June 17, 2008

The Real Article

I’ve just finished copying all my recent posts on logic and the alleged “authorship controversy” and conspiracy theories together into one coherent article that I will try to shop to some magazine somewhere.  The monster I currently have in a Word doc is almost 10,000 words, and it will change.  It may even get longer, since there are several thematic strands I’m hoping to braid together.

I plan to start by printing out what I have and cutting it to pieces with scissors. I’ll then rearrange the sections and start my revisions from there.  As is my best practice, I will revisit every word, every thought, and every assumption along the way.

Oh, well, I guess it’s time to place my proboscis squarely on the grindstone.  Wish me well.

June 12, 2008

No Me Sense Making Latelyness

Filed under: writing — Len @ 10:42 am
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There is a Simpson’s episode (and bear with me; it’s been a while since I’ve quoted The Simpson’s) called “Lisa the Simpson” in which Lisa is apprised of the Simpson tendency toward “dumbening.” At one point, she is trying to think up synonyms in order to test her intelligence and ends up hyperventilating after just a couple. She then grasps the sides of her head and shouts, “I’m losing my perspicacity!”

I know how she feels.

It seems to me that lately I have had trouble writing a coherent sentence. As I look back on things I’ve composed, entire paragraphs seem to have come together by having the words being dumped in a burlap sack which is closed off with a good, strong rope. I then apparently take the other end of the rope and twirl the sack over my head, lariat-style for a while and then dump the contents into a blog post or email.

It’s a kind of writer’s block, I suppose, and I certainly have had little luck with moving forward with any kind of creative writing. But there is no fun in writing ugly, graceless prose, even in what is supposed to be my writing journal. A certain amount ugliness should be expected, but there should also be moments of respite. Lately, it’s all come out as a jumble.

Now, odds are that it’s not dumbening. I mean, how far was there to go, anyway? It’s just a phase and probably caused by putting too little into my brain in order to get anything worthwhile back out. But, still, it’s tiresome, and I look forward to the day when I will be able to look back on a post like this and not see sentences mangled and thoughts destroyed. Regardless of what it looks like, I really do try to write well. Maybe “wellish.” Something like that. Oh, what’s that word? Oh, no! I’m losing my perspicacity!

June 10, 2008

Legless Men

Filed under: Drayton Novel, writing — Len @ 10:48 am
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Wyatt Mason, a contributing editor at Harper’s, has recently produced a number of articles for the Harper’s website concerning the relationship between novelists and their critics. It is Mr. Mason’s feeling, as most recently expressed in an article that reprints a letter Phillip Roth never sent to Diana Trilling, that novelists have not only a right but a duty to respond to criticism of their work. This is obviously something that Mr. Mason has thought about deeply, and he makes compelling and interesting arguments.

If only I could agree with him.

As an aspiring novelist–and O! for the day when I can get Drayton published and have that accursed “aspiring” removed–I’ve thought about critics, reviewers, and what my relationship with them should be, and I’ve come to the conclusion that it is all none of my damned business. It seems to me that the relationship between a writer or any kind of an artist and a critic is similar to the relationship between the Grand Canyon and somebody who stands on its edge and judges it to be too deep or not wide enough. The thoughts of the person evaluating the Canyon are meaningless to the Canyon itself.

We don’t expect the Canyon to suddenly fill in or widen just because some guy–no matter how fine and beautiful that person’s aesthetic sense may be–says that’s how it ought to be. It’s the same with any work of art. All critics are looking at the thing after the fact. It is what it is, and nothing said by the most perceptive critic is going to change that. In relation to the artist who created the work, all critiques of the work are too late because they are too late to be helpful–if helpful, in fact, they are. This is why artists often agree with Aristophanes, who famously said that critics are legless men who teach running.

However, I don’t think that’s really true. To understand this, we have to understand what the critic’s role is. To me, the critic’s function is twofold: Critics interpret, and critics evaluate. Now, I believe that Mr. Mason’s thesis is that artists have a vested interest in making sure that their work is interpreted and evaluated correctly. The problem with that is, I think, that it is the artist’s job to merely create. Interpretation and evaluation are functions outside the job description.

Many times, over the years, as I’ve looked back on one or another of my failed projects, I have seen themes that I hadn’t realized were there when I was working on it. I found meanings implicit in the work that I had not intended and themes I hadn’t consciously designed. Typically, the unconscious stuff was better than what I had consciously intended, and probably wouldn’t have been there had I been aware of it. My point in this is that the artist is not necessarily the best interpreter of his or her own work.

Creating any work of art is the act of being overwhelmed. It is a huge endeavor, the writing of a novel perhaps more so than other artistic endeavors, and my experience of it was not so much one of control as much as a kind of dogged floundering. As I’ve said before, “Writing a novel . . . mostly feels like you’re trying to swim from the White Cliffs of Dover to Coney Island. You spend most of your time alone and at-sea, and all you can do is to follow the sun over the horizon.” There’s no time for interpretation because your main concern is just trying to keep alive.

And so, interpretation and evaluation are the realm of the critic. And should Drayton get published and reviewed and picked apart, even in the most flattering way, I will make no effort to find out what is said. For one thing, I won’t be going back to change it, so any criticism–which would, perforce, be specific to that project–won’t have any effect on it. Second, since what one can expect is that different critics will have different interpretations and evaluations of the book, how is one to sort out who is right and who is wrong? Why should I predicate any future works on the comments of anyone? The artist who works to please anyone, no matter how refined their taste, is aesthetically dead.

That’s because there are only two things that can happen when an artist reads a review. It’s either going to hurt terribly and pointlessly or it’s going to fill the artist’s head with all sorts of notions that are best avoided. Praise is perhaps even more deadly than bile, and little can undermine true talent more quickly than coming to believe in one’s own genius.

Finally, I think that reviews and critical essays are conversations between readers–in the case of novels–and that the author might be an object appraised in that discussion, but is not properly a party to it. If the work of a reviewer or critic is without merit, let it be attacked, but not by the poor author. Let the other readers do the job. They have far more of a vested interest in the matter and shouldn’t expect the artist to do their dirty work for them.

June 5, 2008

That My Story and I’m Sticking to It

Filed under: Drayton Novel, writing — Len @ 11:05 am
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Creatively, over recent weeks, I have been working on a single short story. I had originally written a version of it in comments attached to a story Phil Austin posted on his Blog of the Unknown. I took what I had written there and spruced it up a little and then sent it to a couple of places that rejected it.

I had liked the story so much that I was a bit puzzled by the rejections, so I decided that the best thing to do was to put it aside for awhile, concentrate on finishing Michael Drayton, Detective Guy, and see what I thought about it after I had had time to cool down. And so I concentrated on Drayton.

By the beginning of March, I was ready to approach the story again. What I read was good, but it was more like a precis than a real story. It seemed to need fleshing out, and once again I had to remind myself that it is better to show than to tell. It needed dialog and fleshing out. Individual sentences could be spun out into complete scenes. I had a lot of work to do.

I’m still doing it.

The original story ran somewhere around 1500 words. The current version is pushing 6500 and I’m at most three-quarters of the way through. Most of the writing has gone slowly, which is not unusual for me, sometimes painfully slowly. Lately, it’s almost stopped dead. But it will be worth it.

I do believe that this version is better than the last, even though I expect that I will end up rewriting it at least one more time, and by that I mean one more time from end-to-end. The word count is getting up into the regions in which it would be considered a novelette, and generally unpublishable because of that. But no matter. I’m writing it because I need to write it, not because it’s a good career move.

And so I’ll continue on, word-by-word, page-by-page until it is done. It would be nicer if the process were simpler, but it isn’t. That’s how you have to approach writing if you are going to do it right.

June 1, 2008

The Swear Box

Filed under: Uncategorized — Len @ 10:42 pm

This sketch from The Two Ronnies reminds me of living in Rhode Island. It also reminds me of a story.

Back in the late ’40s or early ’50s, Tallulah Bankhead was signed to appear on Loretta Young’s radio show. Well, Loretta was rather prim and Tallulah wasn’t, and during the rehearsal period, Loretta put a swear box on the set and demanded that everyone put money in any time that they cursed. When apprised of this, Tallulah Bankhead turned to Loretta Young and drawled, “Well, dahhhhling, how much will it cost me to tell you to go f*ck yourself?”

That’s part of the reason why you want to learn more about Tallulah Bankhead.

So long, children, and remember, don’t go quietly into the f***in’ night.

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